WHO ARE THE GUYS?

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ANGÉLICA

FULL NAME: Angélica Teodora Filomena Francisca Jesucrista (Angélica for short)

AGE: 36

GENDER: intersex woman ^_^

ALIAS: The Supreme (self-proclaimed)

Angélica is an awkward, insecure, but stubborn wannabe dictator with a flair for overcompensating (LIKE SRSLY). Despite her uhmm questionable social skills, she's clawed her way to power through censorship and brainwashing thanks to her cartoonishly techy censorship gadget, the "Mute Blaster™"(yes, trademarked i hate her SO MUCH) which shoots “🚫” signs at her enemies (this thing's called madurizing get used to it). While she looooves the idea of being an all-powerful leader, she has no real vision for her reign (aside from mimicking the aesthetics of her idol, Juan Manuel de Rosas, and proving she’s capable… of something).With two chaotic friends, Fineasifer and Bueno, and a questionable alliance with a mad scientist and her clueless “lab-rat-enopla-girlie-girl” (who is also her daughter she just doesnt recognize that) Angélica’s rise to power is as messy as her personality u_uShe dreams of fame and glory but often finds herself KINDA lost in her own schemes

Angélica is PAINFULLY awkward but hides it by uhh acting overly confident (often failing hilariously). She’s surprisingly talented at building technology n stuff, using her skills to create tools that reinforce her power!! She’s driven more by the aesthetics of power than by any clear ideology tho. While she’s self-aware enough to realize she’s out of her depth, her stubbornness keeps her from stepping back (or just admitting defeat).

ALSO when she’s not busy trying to dominate the world, Angélica is a major anime fan who hasn’t finished a single series, and her guilty pleasures include obsessing over Juan Manuel de Rosas and snacking on the dry green bits from instant ramen packs.

likes!

  • japanese media
  • very specific history parts
  • ugi's pizzas (safe food)
  • power and stuff

HATES.

  • nature
  • JUJUY
  • being contradicted
  • summer


TRIVIA

  • Angélica’s censorship gadget, the “Mute Blaster™,” is her pride and joy, designed with an adorable little antenna aww :3 it’s more silly than scary tbh I HATE HER SO MCUH
  • She’s paaaaainfully aware that her plans often go off the rails but pushes forward anyway, determined to prove her worth
  • Her obsession with Japanese culture is hilariously superficial; she loves the idea of anime more than watching it u_u
  • She fangirls over historical figures like Juan Manuel de Rosas with the same energy as a teen at a boy band concert

FINEASIFER

FULL NAME: Fineasifer

AGE: 20

GENDER: transmasc

ALIAS: UGH IS THAT GUY AGAIN

Fineasifer is the shortest (and dumbest) member of Angélica's team but that doesn’t stop him from getting things done! He's a hitman and scammer who accidentally succeeds by being oblivious to the consequences of his actions.Fineasifer's innocent heart is as big as his love for puppies (his true weakness), and he often mutters, “I’m just a boy,” despite being a grown man who’s murdered the wrong people more times than he can count (i hate him soooooooo much)While Angélica may REALLY REALLY DESPISE his antics, she keeps him around because his scams bring in a fortune (and he’s like a goofy “pet friend” she can’t get rid of). Fineasifer shares a strong bond with Bueno :3, enjoying his silly jokes (tho they often have occasional misunderstandings).

Fineasifer is dumb in the most lovable way possible. While he can't remember simple instructions yet he somehow manages to pull off impossible scams. He's sweet and caring, but his lack of awareness means he often doesn't understand the danger his actions cause. As long as there's a dog in the vicinity, he's a happy guy ^_^He doesn’t have a grand plan in life; he’s fine with being a hitman. He's aware that people think he’s a bit... off, but as far as he's concerned, he's just a boy trying his best (or something likethat idk i hate m¡him so much)

likes!

  • trashy reality shows
  • MANAOS DE UVA!!!!!!!!
  • fake ID's he has a lot of fun with them
  • dogs of course! fav breed is Yorkshire terrier!
  • lollipops but only the pink ones he hates the green ones bcs he thinks they are made out of grass which he finds gross!

HATES.

  • green lollipops as i said before
  • real ID's
  • card games BUT NOT TRUCO
  • people who dont lift their feet when walking like they just drag them on the floor tbh same


TRIVIA

  • Fineasifer’s gun is always on him, but don’t worry (it’s mostly just for show)
  • His favorite thing in the world? Watching bizarre reality TV shows on Discovery Home and Health, like the ones about extreme couponing and obsessive cleaning garbage tv i know
  • MIGHT be extremely flirty but he DOES have a boyfriend!
  • Despite being a hitman, Fineasifer’s real dream is to have a whole bunch of dogs

BUENO

FULL NAME: Bueno

AGE: 39

GENDER: idk..... hes a guy but doesnt really care about what he's perceived as

ALIAS: The “All-Seeing Eye” of the Disco Mafia (NO ONE EVER CALLS HIM THAT!!!!)

Bueno is a mafia boss (I THINK )with a love for disco and an attitude as sharp as his styling comb! A purple poodle dressed in immaculate 1960s disco fashion, he’s not just a jokester, he’s also one of Angélica’smost valuable allies!!!!!! As the group's “eyes,” he manages a vast network of hidden cameras to keep track of everyone under their control (ironically making him the “see no evil” to Angélica's “hear no evil” and Fineasifer's“speak no evil”). While Bueno outwardly respects Angélica, he often replies to her with sarcastic comments that she doesn't catch. His friendship with Fineasifer is an odd BUT strong one, they're always hanging out, though Fineasifer's antics often test Bueno's patience bcs he is so fucking dumb and i hate hjim. ALSO UNDER the afro and pranks, Bueno's short-tempered attitude comes from the stress of working nonstop. He used to party all night n stuff but has traded fun for relentless focus on his work, which he secretly misses :( he is also a dog so he is AWESOME

Bueno is witty, resourceful, and a little high-strung ÑIEJAJAJA. His playful side shines through in his elaborate pranks, but he's also capable of pulling the strings (literally and figuratively) to make Angélica's plans succeed. Quick to anger but even quicker to charm, Bueno can turn from silly to serious in an instant! especially when his mafia operations demand it (brostriderreal does NOT know anything about mafia). Despite his stress, Bueno loves what he does and thrives on the chaos u_u HE ALSO HAS THES KIND OF SIGNATURE DESK Bueno's iconic desk is covered in buttons, each connected to some obscure or dangerous function! The most infamous is the big red button in the center, capable of summoning bomber planes. Bueno insists he only uses it in emergencies, but anyone who knows him knows better.

likes!

  • fashion of course
  • parties yaaaayyyayayayayayyayayyyyayyy
  • pranks GROWN ASS MAN BTW
  • the disco tiles (will detail later)

HATES.

  • MOST HAIR PRODUCTS! figured out this is the best
  • HAVING TO WORK ALL THE TIME
  • that GROSS pizza angélica likes
  • having to use public transport sometimes bcs he wont pay for a driver tho we totally could afford it
  • shoes


TRIVIA

  • Bueno's favorite disco hits include:
    • "Stayin' Awoof" by The Bee Poodles
    • "Leash Me Gently" by Donna Summerhound
    • "Fur-vivor" by Gloria Gaynor Retriever
  • His biggest prank fail involved swapping Angélica's censoring device thing with a karaoke machine, causing a musical brainwashing attempt.
  • He misses his carefree party days but finds satisfaction in his work i think even if it means he's always busy.
  • There might be a little clone of him somewhere...

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